Jesus = Rambo and …then i woke up.
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I just had a very intense dream. Terrorist killers came to my home town Iowa City and killed my family and friends and they captured me and were putting a camera in my face and started to torture me. I cried out: “Lord save me, kill the terrorist muslims now!” and they laughed at me and started to choke me do death in front of the camera. But then… Jesus came along and he was holding a big American machine gun and killed them all, he had long brown hair and a mild heroic smile on his face, he was sweating lightly and he was so handsome. The terrorist killers shot at him but the bullets just bounced from his firm skin. After he killed them all, he came to me and said: “Don’t fear the terrorist killers, my child. We will fight hand in hand until there are no more.” … And then I woke up.
Jesus Christ : Kind and loving son of God, but even his love has limits.
I just had to share this dream with you and my thought afterwards. I am sure you are familiar with the “Rambo”-movies: “Rambo: First Blood”, “Rambo: First Blood Part II” ,”Rambo III”. In my opinion this cool guy, ‘John J. Rambo’ is the modern day Jesus. Think about it. He is kind, he is loving, a great family man but when all the love and kindness don’t bring results he does whatever is necessary to make it right!
Above: John J. Rambo with his friend. Jesus’ values and preachings translated to our modern times. Nobody messes with him!
Below: Jesus Christ : Kind, loving son of God but no question about it, he can be a tough guy!
I am sure if you are a liberal democ-rat this article will be shocking to you but this is how Jesus really is, this is the reality. If you can’t accept it you are not a true Christian.
By the way, the new Rambo movie: “Rambo IV: Holy War” will be released next year and I am really looking forward to it!
God bless America, God bless the American values!